The Golf Outing Sheriff says: 
“The Champions Club at the Retreat is a far piece ahead of the rest fer hostin’ the perfect golf outing!”

Dear Golfer,

     Hey there pardner — I'm Straight Shootin’ Scott, the golf outin’ Sheriff and I'm after yer gang. Yer golf gang that is. I kin offer you what’s gotta be the best rootin’ tootin’ golf deal in these here parts …

     I jes cain't believe what an amazing deal I got fer ya. I ain't never seen nothin' like this! It's like robbin' someone ‘cept it's all fine and legal.

     These here parts is jus crawlin’ with places to hold your golf outing. Betcha there ain’t no place better‘n the Champions Club for yer golf outing.

Here's the deal for this golf season.
Rustle me up a group of 16 or more and yer only gonna pay $39 per pard Monday through Thursday for golf with GPS cart and range balls.

Rather play on weekends?  You kin have $45 per pard after 11am Fridays, Saturdays and Sundays. I kin also fix you up with good deals if’n you’d like to play earlier in the morning.

And listen up ...  book your package before Christmas, and I'll throw in a hot dog and bag of chips — that’s an $8 value each!

Looking for fancier grub?  We got all kinds of fixin’s for ya, includin’ our western style barbeque buffet.  And we ain’t gonna charge you an arm and a leg for ‘em either.

Hey – I ain’t dun yit--
Sign up more than 24 of yur pardners and I'll give ya'll a welcome package worth $750 just for choosin' Champions Club — the loot includes …

  • 4 rounds of golf any day with range balls & lunch, a $364 value
  • 3 golf lessons, a $195 value
  • 1 playing lesson with one of our instructors, a $75 value
  • 6 buckets of range balls for use any time, a $24 value
  • 4 Champions Club logo golf caps, a $84 value
  • 1 dozen TaylorMade golf balls, a $25 value
  • 1 Champions Club golf towel, a $15 value

     Yep, whether ya got 144 pards, or jes 16 in yer gang, the Champions Club is gonna do ya right for the perfect golf outing. Every gang’s a good gang here!  What the heck-fire are ya waitin’ for?

Alright, enough with the romancin' and sweet talkin',
now, I'm laying down the law!

Ya gotta call me (951) 277-5368 or shoot me an email at scott@ccrgolf.com or git on that Internet right here. 

Don’t make me break out the cattle-prod jes’ to be hearin’ from ya.

We ain’t off the beaten path —
it’s the perfect location, so your gang can congregate here.

Located in the Inland Empire, the Champions Club is only 5 minutes off the I-15 at the Weirick Road exit, a few minutes south of the 91.

Affordable outin’ packages that you won’t have to
knock over a stagecoach to pay fer!

So jes tell me exactly what it is ya’ll be needin’ and we’ll rustle it up fer ya!

Your golfin’ lawman,

Straight Shootin’ Scott Wasco 
The Golf Outing Sheriff
Champions Club at the Retreat
(951) 277-5368
scott@ccrgolf.com

PS: Hey, pard – our Western-style clubhouse and pavilion are dee-lightful.  We may have to coax a few of your participants out to the course!

Champions Club at the Retreat • The Most Enjoyable Inland Empire Golf Course
We have everything you need. 
Our impeccable service and elegant cuisine 
will make your outing a breeze!